why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape
one time in preschool i got into the wrong car to go home and the mom yelled at me
tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh
harry tries to play it off now like the hate doesn’t bother him but I bet he still cries in private and wipes his tears with $100 bills and aloe infused organic kleenex or whatever weird ass habitual item he picked up at ben winston’s house besides a new religion
If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing
This is the best post I’ve ever read
Harry Styles, multi-millionaire boybander, wears his boots until they literally fall apart, rips old shirts to pieces and uses the sleeves as a headband, hangs out with married friends, plays with a two year old, makes pizzas with teen boys, own a half dozen cars yet rides the tube around London, and yet people say that success has gone to his head.
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS